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Mallow Crier - August 9, 1478

FAIR EISTIR HAS DIED

It is a Great Sadness for us All that Baron Angus' only daughter, by the late Catrina, Eistir has died. The Baron's Majordomo informed town officials this Friday past, August 2, that the Lady had passed in the night. Those close to her knew the Lady to be Generous, Patriotic, and ever Careful of her Family's Honor. House O'Giollรกin will burn the Fine Lady's corpse with her horse and dogs and sacrifices on August 9.

JESSE O'GOWAN'S GANG IS NO MORE!

Renegade Jesse O'Gowan and his Gang of Outlaws who have been robbing Honest Traders on the Cork Track all summer have been stopped at Great Cost.

This Tuesday past, August 6, the three brave survivors of the Kern Patrol under Captain Denis MacSheehy who clashed with O'Gowan's Ruthless Criminals two days prior brought the lone survivor of his gang to Justice in Mallow. Constable Maher holds this Vicious Criminal from now until Sunday when the criminal will hang for his Grievous Transgressions. The Bandit Gang had been harrying traders, farmers, and travelers along the track for several months, robbing them of many goods as well as killing several Honest Men who sought only to defend their women and property against criminal deprivations.

Sadly, this restoration of the peace in our Fair Barony has come only with the Tragic Loss of Captain MacSheehy himself along with five Fine Men under his command.

Come one and come all to witness Justice Served! This Sunday at High Sun when the Dastardly Thief shall hang for his Heinous Crimes! Vendors will be on the edge of the green to serve pies and ale to all the Honest Families of Mallow.